Romantic Gesture, or Criminal Activity?

Before you go and make some grand "romantic" gesture for Valentine's Day on Monday, keep the following in mind.  Next time your girl is watching some classic romantic movie moments that make her cry because "they're so in love," and then she's pissed at you because "why don't you ever do stuff like that for me?"  Well, because some of those things will net you some serious jail time.

These chicks watched
Addicted to Love
too many times.

Yes, that's right.  We're talking about stalking, breaking and entering, rape, unlawful imprisonment, suspected terrorist action, rape, poisoning, assault, attempted murder, and... oh yeah... rape.  In real life that's a shitload of jail time.  In the movies, it's just a quirky way to say, "I love you," and live happily ever after.

Check out the full list over at Cracked.com.