My Three Songs: 11/30/10

1. The Tubes - She's a Beauty
2. Motley Crue - Girls, Girls, Girls
3. Bob Rivers - Walking 'round in Women's Underwear

Theme :: The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.  Watch beautiful girls walk around in lingerie... catch it on the tube tonight, 9pm on CBS. 

My DVR is already set.

My Three Songs: 11/29/10

1. Bad Company - Shooting Star
2. Golden Earring - Radar Love LIVE (from "The Naked Truth")
3. Aerosmith - Janie's Got a Gun

Theme :: Star of the Naked Gun films, Leslie Nielsen, who died yesterday.  I am serious.  And stop calling me Shirley.  Video clips below for your enjoyment...

My Three Songs: 11/24/10

1. ZZ Top - I Thank You
2. Tesla - What You Give
3. Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song

Theme :: Thanksgiving.  Enjoy your turkey tomorrow!

My Three Songs: 11/23/10

1. Slaughter - Fly to the Angels
2. Bon Jovi - Lay Your Hands On Me
3. AC/DC - Touch Too Much

Theme :: The new TSA pat-down procedures for airport security. Between the pat-down and the body scanner it's like being the slutty, drunk girl at a frat party. Before you leave, you're either getting groped or someone's gonna see you naked. At least it's not both.

Candy or Cocaine?

I'm Rat James, bitch!

Here's your SAT analogy test question for the day.

Males : Blow Pops :: Females : Blow

At least when it comes to rats.  Scientists have discovered that male rats prefer sweets to cocaine, while females went cuckoo for the Bolivian marching powder.  Read more about why scientists are getting rodents high in this article.

Having "The Talk"... about Star Wars

Yes, it's a talk you will some day need to have with your kids. No, not that talk. The talk about Star Wars.  "Han shot first" and "Jar-Jar Binks hates puppies" are necessary life lessons.

Best Beer Commercial... EVER

I think we just learned why Guinness stays so frothy...

Liquid Lunch Drink of the Day: Pumpkin Pie Shots

Rock Against Hunger Food Drive going on today, so let's serve up some Thanksgiving themed Pumpkin Pie shots.

Drink Ingredients:

• 1/4 oz Cinnamon Schnapps
• 1/2 oz Coffee Liqueur
• 1/2 oz Irish Cream

Drink Preparation:

• Slowly layer the ingredients in the order listed above into a large shot glass.

My Three Songs: 11/18/10

1. Ratt - Round and Round
2. Pink Floyd - Time
3. Golden Earring - Twilight Zone

Theme :: Time Zones. Standardized time zones were introduced on this day in 1883.

WTF FTW!

When your high school superintendent doesn't get the joke, it makes the Wakefield Track and Field team sweatshirts that much more entertaining.

My Three Songs: 11/17/10

1. Stone Temple Pilots - Sex Type Thing
2. Styx - Blue Collar Man
3. Pearl Jam - Alive

Theme :: Sexiest Man Alive.  Once again, I've been snubbed by those bastards at People magazine.  They chose Ryan Reynolds this year.  

This guy?  Really?

My Three Songs: 11/16/10

1. Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock
2. REO Speedwagon - Roll With the Changes (from "You Can Tune a Piano, But You Can't Tuna Fish")
3. The Beatles - Revolution

Theme :: iTunes is now selling The Beatles' music.  Click here to start buying some Beatles from the iTunes store.  Check out more on the story here.

My Three Songs: 11/15/10

1. Van Halen - Right Now (from "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge") 
2. Motley Crue - Same Ol' Situation (S.O.S.)
3. Ozzy Osbourne - N.I.B. 

Theme :: Acronyms.  FYI, NIB stands for Nativity in Black.  And I'll let you create the acronym For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge yourself.

My Three Songs: 11/12/10

1. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Gimme Three Steps
2. Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter
3. ZZ Top - Gimme All Your Lovin'

Theme :: Gimme gimme gimme!

Liquid Lunch Drink of the Day: Liquid Desert

These troops deserve a drink.
Screw that, they deserve a whole bar.

Since yesterday was Veterans' Day, here's a drink recipe fitting for any troops who have served in Iraq... the Liquid Desert.

Drink Recipe Ingredients:

• 1/2 oz. Vodka
• 2 oz. Midori melon liqueur
• 1 oz. Water
• 2 oz. Mountain Dew

Drink Recipe Preparation:

• Over ice in an 8 oz. rocks glass, pour in all ingredients.
• Stir and drink.
• Pray for the day when nobody's son or daughter has to go off to war.

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My Three Songs: 11/11/10

1. Slaughter - Up All Night
2. Led Zeppelin - Houses of the Holy
3. Tesla - Signs (from "Five Man Acoustical Jam")

Theme :: Slaughterhouse Five, the classic novel from Kurt Vonnegut, who was born on this day in 1922.

STD test? Pee on your phone!

Ain't technology grand?  The advances in smartphone technology now allow each and every one of us to carry around a single small device that can effectively replace your telephone, computer, entire music, film, and book collections, world atlas, street maps, television, local library, video arcade, and generally most reasons to leave the house.

Well now you can add "Free Clinic" to that list.  Strange bump down below?  Burns when you pee? There's an app for that!

Or at least there will be...  They're working on self-testing technology in the UK:

People who suspect they have been infected will be able to put urine or saliva on to a computer chip about the size of a USB chip, plug it into their phone or computer and receive a diagnosis within minutes, telling them which, if any, sexually transmitted infection (STI) they have.

The good news is that you'll be able to make sure that skank is clean before stumbling home with her at bar time.  The bad news is that either way your iPhone now smells like urine.

My Three Songs: 11/10/10

1. Rush - Limelight (from "Moving Pictures")
2. Bon Jovi - Runaway
3. Aerosmith -  Train Kept A-Rollin'

Theme :: Unstoppable, the new movie about a runaway train, starring Denzel Washington and Chris Pine.  The film hits theaters this Friday.

Flying Shark? Flying Shark!!

 No, it's not a new Jaws sequel set in space.  It's not even Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus... in space.

It's a remote-controlled shark-plane.  It flies. It looks like a shark.  It's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. And if you cut it open, you get to see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the runway.

Now if only we can figure out a way to strap some frickin' laser beams on to these flying frickin' sharks' frickin' heads. 

Look... video!

My Three Songs: 11/09/10

1. Alice in Chains - Man in the Box (from "Facelift")
2. Steve Miller Band - The Stake (from "Book of Dreams")
3. Heart - Barracuda (from "Little Queen")

Theme :: Queen Elizabeth II is now on Facebook.  "Like" the British Monarchy here... because being born into a life with millions of dollars, servants, privilege, and government-subsidized luxury isn't enough to boost their self-esteem.

My Three Songs: 11/08/10

1. Red Rider - Lunatic Fringe
2. Nazareth - Hair of the Dog
3. Slaughter - Up All Night

Theme :: "Conan," the red-headed Conan O'Brien's new talk show, making its debut tonight on TBS.

Joel McHale is my hero.

My Three Songs: 11/05/10

1. Tom Petty - Free Fallin'
2. Aerosmith - Back in the Saddle
3. Pink Floyd - Time

Theme :: Daylight Savings Time.  Don't forget to set your clocks forward one hour this weekend.

Liquid Lunch Drink of the Day: 11/05/10

Here's your Liquid Lunch drink special for this week.  Fall is here, so I'm pouring The Baileys Caramel Apple.

Drink Recipe Ingredients:

• 2 oz. Baileys Caramel Irish Cream (25 oz. per bottle)
• 0.5 oz. Smirnoff Green Apple Flavored Vodka (25 oz. per bottle)
• 1 dash(es) Goldschlager (25 oz. per bottle)

Drink Recipe Preparation:

• Pour Baileys® and Smirnoff® Green Apple into an ice-filled shaker
• Shake and strain into a collins glassed filled with ice
• Float Goldschlager® on top
• Garnish with a cinnamon stick

Courtesy of TheBar.com

749 NES Games in 15 Minutes

Sooo many games, so many memories. So many hours spent in my parents' basement.

My Three Songs: 11/03/10

1. Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water
2. Jethro Tull - Aqualung
3. Dio - Holy Diver

Theme :: Scuba Diving.

Ninja Cheerleaders

Yes, this is a real movie from a couple years ago.  And yes, that's George Takei from Star Trek.

My Three Songs: 11/01/10

1. Humble Pie - 30 Days in the Hole
2. Led Zeppelin - Misty Mountain Hop (from "Led Zeppelin IV")
3. Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion

Theme :: Walter Payton.  Chicago Bears legend and one of the greatest NFL running backs of all time, #34, also known as "Sweetness," died of cancer on this day in 1999 at the age of 45.