Why can't our protesters be more like they are in the Ukraine?

All I know about the Ukraine is that it used to be a part of the USSR, and that it was the downfall of an epic game of Risk between Kramer and Newman in an episode of Seinfeld.



I now also know that whatever the political situation is in Ukraine, I want to hop right in the middle of it and motorboat that sonofabitch.

A group of topless women (with strategically placed tape) stormed into a Ukrainian polling place to protest... something. I'm not sure what exactly. I keep trying to read the entire article here, but get distracted by the perkiness every time. Every round, firm, magnificent time.

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