Hey, you remember how you cried at the end of Old Yeller when they had to shoot the dog? And when Kevin Costner asks his dad to have a catch at the end of Field of Dreams, how that brings a tear to your eye? Or how around twelve scenes in Schindler's List had you reaching for the Kleenex?
And when Darth Vader dies at the end of Return of the Jedi, remember how you absolutely balled your eyes out? Wait. You didn't cry during a Star Wars movie? That's right... because no one does. Except this guy's wife: