Have it your way... if your way involves getting drunk. And you know it does.

You spend a lot of time at bars destroying your liver.  You spend a lot of time eating fast food to destroy your arteries.  Now you can kill two birds (and possibly yourself) with one stone... one delicious flame-broiled stone.

Meet: the Whopper Bar: 
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