Thursday, January 28, 2010

Dungeons? OK. Dragons? Hell no.

Dungeons and Dragons has been banned in Wisconsin prisons... because Waupun prison thinks it promotes gang-related activity.

Have you ever seen the people who play D&D?  They're nerds.  Like this guy:

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That's not a real dagger.  I think it's a paper towel tube covered in duct tape.  Here's what a gang of nerds looks like:


Not scary.  Unless you're the Alpha Betas and you really want to win the Greek Games. 
Now here's what happens when you have a real gang:

This guy apparently forgot to use his Magic Shield of Alagor before rolling hit points.  What a n00b

See the difference? 
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