Wanted: professional early-rising non-smoker with liver of steel.

The bad news: you can't smoke at work.  You also can't drink coffee.  Or wear perfume or cologne.  And work starts at 6am (did I mention you can't have coffee?).

The good news: you get to drink vodka.  Scratch that - you have to drink vodka, because you are a professional vodka taster in Poland, sampling more than 20 bottles in an 8-hour shift.  Quite possibly the best job ever.  And that's only because I don't think there's a quality control job in the adult film industry.  If I'm wrong, sign me up for that one instead.

Meantime, read about a lucrative career in the liquor-drinking business at this link.