An Oregon man who was reported missing by his wife has turned up...
He and his wife had a fight in which she told him if he didn't like things, he could just leave. So he did.
For a week.
No big deal, except for the fact that he didn't tell anyone (especially his wife) where he was going, and police from three counties got involved in what became a missing persons case.
Check out the full story from The Oregonian here.
No word on whether he caught anything other than hell from his wife.