My Three Songs: 03/09/11

1. Aerosmith - Sweet Emotion (from "Toys in the Attic")
2. Aerosmith - Rag Doll
3. Tom Petty - American Girl

Theme :: Barbie, who was introduced at the American International Toy Fair in New York on this day in 1959.

She can rap AND rock? Impressive.

Flying Shark? Flying Shark!!

 No, it's not a new Jaws sequel set in space.  It's not even Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus... in space.

It's a remote-controlled shark-plane.  It flies. It looks like a shark.  It's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. And if you cut it open, you get to see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the runway.

Now if only we can figure out a way to strap some frickin' laser beams on to these flying frickin' sharks' frickin' heads. 

Look... video!

Mad Men Action Figures... Booze Not Included

Your favorite Mad Men characters are being turned into Barbie dolls.
In July, you'll be able to own your own plastic versions of "Don" and "Betty Draper" (Jon Hamm and January Jones), "Roger Sterling" (John Slattery) and "Joan Holloway" (Christina Hendricks). The dolls, which will set you back 74-95 each, come with such accessories as briefcases, hats and padded undergarments. Cigarettes and martini glasses are not included.

Ahh the dirty things I'll make Betty and Joan do to each other...