No, it's not a new Jaws sequel set in space. It's not even Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus... in space.
It's a remote-controlled shark-plane. It flies. It looks like a shark. It's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. And if you cut it open, you get to see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the runway.
Now if only we can figure out a way to strap some frickin' laser beams on to these flying frickin' sharks' frickin' heads.
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