From the Board Room to the Bathroom

Go ahead and wipe your ass with those stupid memos your boss keeps sending you. Literally.

A new invention can turn regular paper into toilet paper. Check out the story here: http://dvice.com/archives/2010/01/white-goat-weir.php

Pregnant from Oral Sex? Yep.

OK, this is an insanely weird set of circumstances, but YES, a girl got pregnant after performing oral sex.

And then getting stabbed in the abdomen by her ex-boyfriend who walked in and caught her with the new guy.

Oh, and they know it's not from actual sex because she has no vagina.   Seriously.

Read the whole crazy thing here: http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2010/02/01/ncbi-rofl-thats-one-miraculous-conception/