Everything you learned on TV is wrong...

OK, not EVERYTHING.  But there are at least these seven things that you think you know about police procedure that are completely wrong.

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Remember these the next time you get arrested and demand your phone call.

And know that if that hooker is really a cop - she doesn't have to tell you until you're already in handcuffs.  Jail-type handcuffs, not the fun kind.